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GOD
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This post is just for the smokers in nanyang poly. The rest of you can read other interesting material like this or even this.
Anyways smokers from nanyang poly. I too am a smoker and i know that there are many reasons for us to smoke.. some of us want to look cool, while others want to gain support from fellow friend smokers, others feel it's a way of life and no day ever starts without that first drag and a minute number of losers think that they look like some dangerous clint eastwood cowboy type just so as to get the attention from some bitch who looks uglier than the girls on the latest audiovisual diarrhoea show on mediacorp 5.. the swan...and what better way to do all these as well as to rot your lungs, fuckup your health, decrease your stamina (in bed) and most importantly pollute the air for non smokers bitches by smoking right...alright .. you're with me on this then...congratulations...and thanks for reading this far...i'd have expected a lesser attention span from you smokers and most probably you guys would have surfed over to some kiddish flash animation site instead ...but hell since you've decided to stick to reading this...let me say my message to all you smokers ...specifically those from diploma in I.I and study in block L and M.....
I know that there are some responsible smokers and you guys are cool...keep the hidden smoking in the staircases movement up... you will always be rebels to society and classed as terrorists one day no doubt... i wish you all the best .. as long as you dispose of your ciggerette butts in a proper manner (in this case..meaning that you throw them down the drainpipe at least) and i have no beef with you....
All you other fucks who smoke ... lemme list out the areas whereby we can relatively have a quickie without getting caught ... the basketball court behind block L....the staircases inside Block L and M...and if you're blatantly stupid enough .. the toilets... LISTEN UP FUCKHEADS....DISPOSE YOUR CIGGERETTE BUTTS AND DON'T LEAVE THEM LYING AROUND THE FUCKING AREA YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE....the basketball was a cool area to smoke ... there was a drink machine so we could fucking smoke and drink as well ...rarely people complained ... but you fuckers had to have mass smoking events there then fuck up the place with your cheap malaysian ciggerette butts lying all over the area no doubt ... i mean .. the drain was just next you fucks .. were you all stephen hawkings in the making unable to use your legs to just kick them in the drain....Now .. the basketball court is a place me and my friend C and my other lian friend rarely frequent cause it's become a hotspot for the security .. thanks to you fuckheads...brilliant thinking "cool motherfuckers"...so what did GOD, C and the lian do? we decided to smoke by the staircases instead...and we thought u fucks wouldn't be as dumb to dirty up that place as well...but how wrong even a GOD could be ... i saw the whole staircase littered with ciggerette butts and i could even make out a lesbian image just by looking at the floor....
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS, DON'T YOU EVER LEARN? DO YOU WANT SMOKING TO BE A MARTIAL LAW IN NANYANG POLY THUS FUCKING IT UP FOR ME AND THE OTHER COOL RESPONSIBLE SMOKERS???....i'm beginning to think that the advertistments are right and that smoking does fuck up the brain as well...you guys are definitely showing more than just mere simple signs of blatant stupidity.....PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING ACT BITCHES!! ...i need to quit smoking soon... i definitely wouldn't want to be associated with these motherfuckers who can't even use their bodies to dispose of the ciggerette in a proper manner...FUCK YOU ALL if you can't even do that simple a task...
any non smoker readers from nyp as well... please refer your smoker friends to this page... i am a smoker from nyp and it's bad enought as it is being a smoker in a stressful course...last thing i need is to worry about whether im gonna get caught because of the areas in which i normally smoke becoming hotspots for the security guards ... having my eyes burnt daily by the computer monitor is bad enough, i wouldn't want to have my career burnt down as well thanks to these irresponsible bastards ...
GOD HAS LEFT THE BLOGGING TO TAKE A SMOKE!!! ...i need to quit .. i need to quit..im not an idiot and i don't want to be associated with these donkeys....
What can i say, apparently im coming off as a corrupt divine being.. well so what, politicians get roles of power.. what do they do?? So if any hot females who want to make out with GOD...and are above the age of 18.. holler bitch .. holler..just be sure that you live in or currently reside in singapore.. unless you're willing to pay for the airfare and accomodation... aside from that.. im also a gifted goalscorer despite my hefty frame in the game of football, so much so that i go by many names... GOD .. henry.. nistelrooy.. van basten .. but my real name happens to be Roberto Baggio...pity no coach sees talent in fat footballers..while they themselves are allowed to be fat..funny irony i guess.. i also like astral travelling and talking to the dead (hey, im god..) Reading the works of robert rankin, borough williams, ayn rand, george orwell and others. Budding porn star having won the porn idol competition where i beat all other males for the title of world porn idol 2004. And lastly an excellent tall tale composer.
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